Rick Roberson's definitions

maggot muff

(n.) Similar to Spanish moss. A maggot muff can be the result of many things, such as cuntosis, a buildup of smelly sludge in the vaginal area.

See also Vulveeta

He would've normally asked her out to eat had it not been for the rancid odor of her maggot muff.

by Rick Roberson March 19, 2009

vagina puke

(n.) The creamy discharge that oozes from a yeast-infected meat wallet.

Her vagina puke was so abundant that she could decorate a wedding cake with her twat in 3 minutes flat.

by Rick Roberson March 12, 2009

scumbag

1. (n.) vulgar slang for a used condom. This nomenclature has been widely used for decades.

2. (n.) One that is disgusting, disreputable or possessing of low-life characteristics.

1. David, you've got a pile of scumbags on your night table. How about getting rid of them? The aroma is about to make me puke my guts out!

2. Did I overhear someone talking about Jessie Sue's new boyfriend? I've known him for years. He's nothing but a cock-sucking, shit-eating scumbag.

by Rick Roberson March 2, 2009

blowing lunch

(n./gerund) A euphemism for the act of vomiting or, for the more colorful imagination, puking one's guts out from over-eating and/or over-consumption of alcohol.

I ate 35 stuffed shrimp and drank 27 White Russians, then I was blowing lunch and enjoying them both a second time.

I drank four cases of beer and I was blowing lunch like there was no tomorrow.

by Rick Roberson March 2, 2009