2 definitions by Richard Torrance
(i) To be overwhelmed by the effects of drink or drugs.
(ii) To be beaten by another person at a game or in any context whatsoever.
(iii) To shag a bird.
(ii) To be beaten by another person at a game or in any context whatsoever.
(iii) To shag a bird.
Eg, "I was absolutely fucking mauled last night"
Eg, "I got completely mauled by/at ...."
Eg, "Did you maul Laura last night?"
Eg, "It was a 6-0 mauling"
Eg, "I'm gonna give you a good fucking mauling at pro evo"
Eg, "I got completely mauled by/at ...."
Eg, "Did you maul Laura last night?"
Eg, "It was a 6-0 mauling"
Eg, "I'm gonna give you a good fucking mauling at pro evo"
by Richard Torrance March 3, 2008
When a tug hungry adolescent see's a discarded glossy magazine or Sunday supplement in a bush or bin and mistakenly identifies it as a porno.
"I fell victim to a wank mirage the other day....turned out to be the latest issue of We Love Telly (free with the Daily Mirror"
by Richard Torrance April 2, 2008