Definitions by Richard Nixon

Eli 

A sweet and lovable guy who will never break your heart. He has a big dick, a great personality, and always a shoulder to cry on.

“I have a boyfriend named Eli”

Eli by Richard Nixon July 18, 2019

The House of Horrible Posts

DRIGGS' and Cobra's Sexy House of Delicious Titay Fooking Whores.

Let's all titay fook L-5!

The House of Horrible Posts by Richard Nixon October 9, 2004

Dead Witness 

The best alternative rock band in all of North Dakota

Dead Witness will one day rule the world

Dead Witness by Richard Nixon January 20, 2004

Sir Lefty 

The left testicle.
The nut that is always being sat upon, smacked or otherwise abused (usually for attention).

I think I just flattened Sir Lefty.

Sir Lefty by Richard Nixon April 24, 2003

Bum 

A homeless man.

Hey, let's pay those bumb $5 to run into signs!

Bum by Richard Nixon April 10, 2003