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A sweet and lovable guy who will never break your heart. He has a big dick, a great personality, and always a shoulder to cry on.
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The nut that is always being sat upon, smacked or otherwise abused (usually for attention).
The nut that is always being sat upon, smacked or otherwise abused (usually for attention).
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