Definitions by Richard Forguson

Chaussman 

Chausmann: (chos-mann) n. a humorless douchebag. vt. to chausmann: to introduce douchebaggery into an otherwise humorous context for the purpose of questioning the morality, ethics, or limits of the humor.

Hey, I thought that minister was going to chaussmann when you left that cum covered inflatable sheep tied to the church doors, but he was really cool about the whole thing.

Chaussman by Richard Forguson March 7, 2007