Sanctimonious

He's so much holier-than-thou, completely sanctimonious, he's Bono!
by Richard Bird May 26, 2010
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Barnsley trout

A turd; typically a large, floating one.
"Every day, we went skinny dipping in the canal until one day, this great big Barnsley trout floated by."
by Richard Bird September 16, 2007
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Barnsley trout

A turd; typically a large, floating one.
"Every day, we went skinny dipping in the canal until one day, this great big Barnsley trout floated by."
by Richard Bird September 16, 2007
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