Definitions by Richard Bird

Sanctimonious 

Bono.

He's so much holier-than-thou, completely sanctimonious, he's Bono!

Sanctimonious by Richard Bird May 26, 2010

Barnsley trout 

A turd; typically a large, floating one.

"Every day, we went skinny dipping in the canal until one day, this great big Barnsley trout floated by."

Barnsley trout by Richard Bird September 16, 2007

Barnsley trout 

A turd; typically a large, floating one.

"Every day, we went skinny dipping in the canal until one day, this great big Barnsley trout floated by."

Barnsley trout by Richard Bird September 16, 2007