spicnic

Pronounced: (spick-nick)
A picnic on the grass of the side of a freeway, parkway, or
major highway. The picnic-ers usually seem to be oblivious to the presence of fast moving traffic only feet away.
Child: Look daddy, those people were having a picnic! Can we have a picnic there too?
Father: No son, that was a spicnic. You're not a spick son. At least not 100% spick.
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