Definitions by Rian John
Booty
1. An organic baby production factory made of cellular tissue consisting of two cheeks with a crack in the middle. The crack contains the asshole and vagina. (Male booties don't have vaginas.) With females, spunk goes in and offspring comes out. All mammals have them, but in my opinion, the round, juicy, soft, fertile, good smelling, ones with good tasting pussy on female humans are the best and most sexiest of them all. The plural form of this word is booties. (Humans represent sexy butts with the peach emoji.)
2. Stolen valuables, especially those swiped in war.
2. Stolen valuables, especially those swiped in war.