Definitions by Rhys loves sheep and the clap

Dylan Enskat 

The sort of person you would mistake for a tree.
A six foot five 15 year old who lives somewhere near London

“Ouch I just walked into fucking Dylan Enskat

Dylan Enskat by Rhys loves sheep and the clap November 26, 2019

Rhys Lewis 

A scrawny bastard that loves using daffodils as buttplugs and shagging sheep. He also got kicked off the rugby team for saying Abby King stinks like gonorrhoea

“I heard Rhys Lewis is a scrum half”
“Doesn’t surprise me, he is an absolute twat”

Rhys Lewis by Rhys loves sheep and the clap November 26, 2019