Definitions by Rex Johnson, Private Eye

gremlin pussy

When a woman cannot get wet, in a sexually aroused manner

She is beautiful and she’ s got a gremlin pussy...can’t get it wet

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When you see a woman from an entire city block away, and you think to yourself "Damn, that girl got some big titties!"

"I'm telling you, they were bigger than my head. This girl had block-away titties."

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