Rex Johnson, Private Eye's definitions

Block-Away Titties

When you see a woman from an entire city block away, and you think to yourself "Damn, that girl got some big titties!"

"I'm telling you, they were bigger than my head. This girl had block-away titties."

by Rex Johnson, Private Eye August 27, 2013

gremlin pussy

When a woman cannot get wet, in a sexually aroused manner

She is beautiful and she’ s got a gremlin pussy...can’t get it wet

by Rex Johnson, Private Eye November 22, 2019