Definitions by Reuben, The King of the South

Spartan Mask

When a man is above a women and puts his penis right in between the eyes and on the nose so it looks like the front of a spartan mask

“Oi Mate, I just spartan masked Ashely when she fell asleep. She had no idea.”

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