Definitions by Retard the third

flonfy 

a bastardisation of floofy for your bastard cat

"my bastard cat may be a goblin but by all hell is he flonfy."

flonfy by Retard the third December 15, 2019

Heavy-ass 

Something so heavy, it can be described as heavier than a dummy thicc ass.

Man, this Heavy-ass bag of retards sure is hard to carry!

Heavy-ass by Retard the third June 8, 2019