Definitions by Reluctant Squad Leader

Thundertug 

Noun- the act of pleasuring yourself during a thunderstorm while flying a kite with a brass key attached. Additional lubricants may be involved, but are not necessarily required.

Tonight there will be a large storm. Grab my kite and key. It's time for a good ol' Thundertug.

Thundertug by Reluctant Squad Leader November 5, 2019