birdsexual

Someone who only feels sexual attraction to birds.
“Hey why is he making out with that bird?”
“He’s a birdsexual calm down man he just likes birds.”
by Reinwastaken November 11, 2020
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paintingsexual

Someone who only feels sexual attraction to... paintings?
“Why the hell is he making out with that painting?”
“He’s paintingsexual leave the man be.”
by Reinwastaken November 12, 2020
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