Definitions by Reinwastaken

paintingsexual

Someone who only feels sexual attraction to... paintings?

“Why the hell is he making out with that painting?”
“He’s paintingsexual leave the man be.”

paintingsexual by Reinwastaken November 12, 2020

birdsexual 

Someone who only feels sexual attraction to birds.

“Hey why is he making out with that bird?”
“He’s a birdsexual calm down man he just likes birds.”

birdsexual by Reinwastaken November 11, 2020