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Definitions by Reginald Penny Pincher

salem slammer 

When you tie up a woman to a post (as if burning a witch) and then violently fuck her. Afterwards, you clean up get dressed and then set fire to the woman and casually leave the scene.
Johnny took that dirty worthless girl home from the bar and gave her a Salem Slammer

youngstown phantom 

When a person sticks there arm up a woman's vagina, as if fisting, then picks up her leg and strums it while flailing there fingers around inside her, as if playing a wicked sweet guitar solo. "First attempted at the Covelli Center home of the Youngstown Phantoms"
Laura really likes guitars so she let me give her a Youngstown Phantom.