1 definition by Reginald Mole Husband IIII

Vallis is the Dirty Mexican Lover,
its appearance, small and insignificant; it is quite the contrary to its might. It will have the power of several fat hairy men when it comes to making love, however this is an irregular occurrence; for the Vallis will only mate with a being of less strength and with the surname of a food type, this is to feed its psychological hunger and to keep its dominatrix appeal. The alleged food type can vary from meats, veg, nuts and fruit, from Beef to Carrot to Pine to Cherry, anything will do for the kinky beast. Upon the mating the Vallis will remain the dominatrix, much to the fruitlabelled-mates delight.
Hello Vallis, my name is Reginald Berry

Com' 'Ere

*CENSORED*
by Reginald Mole Husband IIII January 5, 2014
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