Definitions by Regan Santmeyer

boortz 

a person who is a professional sphinctriloquist.

Boortz has won the sphintiloquist contest, hands down.

boortz by Regan Santmeyer August 21, 2006

JonBeneter

Men who search the internet for jail bait.

John was a JonBeneter who is now in jail when he got caught on TV trying to arrange a date with a 14 year old.

JonBeneter by Regan Santmeyer August 18, 2006

JonBeneting 

Searching the internet for little girls.

John Karr wasted many years of his life JonBeneting on the internet.

JonBeneting by Regan Santmeyer August 18, 2006