Redneck Dictionary's definitions

seated hug

a step above the traditional hug. This hug is reserved for occasions such as a long awaited return of a friend...or significant other. The embrace will be so strong and enjoyable that it is best appreciated in a seated position.

Jill gave Jack a good "seated hug" upon his return from a two week business trip.

by redneck dictionary September 11, 2012

reboot

To put yer boots back on!

dagnabbit, i just got comfortable. but now i have to reboot because der ain't no more o'dat dang ol' farwood in de stove

by Redneck Dictionary March 11, 2010