Definitions by Redheadsaid

Hotnap

A heat-induced nap from which escape seems impossible. Characterized by waking up repeatedly, deciding to get up, then immediately falling back asleep until half the day is gone and everyone is wondering where you disappeared to. Hotnaps often result in missed plans, confusion, and irrational anger at whoever failed to wake you up.

I laid down for 20 minutes in an 85 degree room and woke up 5 hours later! I’M SO MAD. I accidentally missed everything! I got hotnapped!

Check on your napping friends. Is it maybe too hot? Wake them up! Friends don’t let friends get hotnapped!

Hotnap by Redheadsaid June 4, 2026

poop sled 

A pooping technique invented by Carly McNeil. The technique: Prior to pooping, drop a few squares of TP into the bowl. Your number 2 will make contact with the TP and like small child on a sled, will proceed down the slope of toilet while on the TP, leaving no trace behind! This a great technique to use at a party or at home! Try it out.

Bob used a poop sled so no one knew he had pooped at the party.

poop sled by Redheadsaid December 16, 2021