Haymore

When you have to unexpectedly take a shit. Hits you out of nowhere and you’re in the middle of nowhere

State of affairs that take an unexpected bad turn.
“I was on a backroad 20 miles from home when I got hit by a Haymore.”

Brian Kelly in his first game as LSU realized he was going Haymored”
by Redbird77 September 04, 2022
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