Red Pint Drinker's definitions
Firstly, if you don’t know what a red pint is you need to seek help immediately.
A red pint is a mouth-wateringly flavoursome beverage consisting of Strongbow and a generous dash of blackcurrant cordial. It is 4.5% ABV and is best served cold in a pint glass. The art of a perfect red pint is something so few can master, but once it’s mastered, your tastebuds will be doing backflips. Equally, a perfect red pint is also only recognised by seasoned red pint connoisseurs who have drunk over a million in their lifetime.
A red pint is a mouth-wateringly flavoursome beverage consisting of Strongbow and a generous dash of blackcurrant cordial. It is 4.5% ABV and is best served cold in a pint glass. The art of a perfect red pint is something so few can master, but once it’s mastered, your tastebuds will be doing backflips. Equally, a perfect red pint is also only recognised by seasoned red pint connoisseurs who have drunk over a million in their lifetime.
Customer - Hey Beth barmaid, please can you pour me a perfect ‘red pint’ just how I like it?
Beth - it would be my pleasure!
Beth - it would be my pleasure!
by Red Pint Drinker December 25, 2021
Get the Red Pintmug.