Pronunciation: /mee-boundz/
Plural of "mebound"
A "rebound" stat that only exists because you bricked your own garbage shot—on purpose. Usually flaunted by players who shoot like they're aiming for the popcorn guy, then chase down their own mess with holy conviction. The real magic? Acting like each mebound was a calculated masterstroke, then flexing on the bench like they just reinvented basketball.
Alternate definition:
When your field goal percentage is so trash, you invent a whole new stat line to stay relevant—mebounds: because why pass when you can just be your own assist?
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Origin:
First coined courtside by teammates too polite to say "stop shooting" and too tired to keep rebounding for you.
See also:
Stat padding
Self-sabotage with hustle
Russell Westbrick
"Trust the process"
Plural of "mebound"
A "rebound" stat that only exists because you bricked your own garbage shot—on purpose. Usually flaunted by players who shoot like they're aiming for the popcorn guy, then chase down their own mess with holy conviction. The real magic? Acting like each mebound was a calculated masterstroke, then flexing on the bench like they just reinvented basketball.
Alternate definition:
When your field goal percentage is so trash, you invent a whole new stat line to stay relevant—mebounds: because why pass when you can just be your own assist?
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Origin:
First coined courtside by teammates too polite to say "stop shooting" and too tired to keep rebounding for you.
See also:
Stat padding
Self-sabotage with hustle
Russell Westbrick
"Trust the process"
"Yo, Jalen dropped 22 mebounds last night. Dude went 3 for 28 but padded the box score like a champ."
by Rebound Jesus June 17, 2025