syfuiio

Slip your finger up it, I’m obese

Hey
Syfuiio
Oh I only date skinny women

by RealDICtionaryMan March 27, 2021

Brand Storyteller

A brand storytelling is a person who uses emotional narratives to do nothing.

“Oh, brand storyteller? Nice so what’s it about?”
- You see this bar?
- Yes
- Do you want a drink?

by Realdictionaryman August 27, 2023