Sugar Cookie

It’s a god damn cookie. Not a butt, not a handjob, a cookie. Ingredients:
Butter
Milk
Eggs
Brown sugar
Flour
Sugar
Nutmeg
Cinnamon
Willpower

“Hey John, what’s that?”
“Just a sugar cookie.”
“Like a-“
“NO. A ducking cookie Carl.”

by Real definitions in real time March 16, 2020

Sugar Cookie

ITS JUST A COOKIE, NOTHING SEXUAL. IT CONSISTS OF 1 and 1/2 cups of butter 1 cup of sugar, brown sugar if wanted, etc. ITS A DAMN COOKIE.

“Hey John, what’s that?”
“Nothing much, just a sugar cookie.”

by Real definitions in real time March 16, 2020