Raze Agenda's definitions

Trimmer's Back

The un-recognised medical condition for tall people who spend most of their time at work bent over a paper trimmer 2ft too short for the operator to use. The resultant injury from standing over such a device after more than 15 mintues is dubbed 'Trimmer's Back'. A back injury for Office Supplies workers.

X: "you finnished with that trimmer yet?"

Y: "no man i've got Trimmer's Back!"

by Raze Agenda December 9, 2009

Guillotine Elbow

The un-recognised medical condition for people who spend most of their time at work operating old, stiff, heavy paper guillotine cutters. An elbow injury for Office Supplies workers.

X: "can you cut this paper work in half for me?"

Y:"I've already got guillotine elbow from the last job lot you gave me!"

by Raze Agenda December 9, 2009

Default Damager

An individual who has a lot to say but offers little content in what they say. It's origins come from the track 'Renegade Master' by Wildchild which repeat the first verse over and over and over again throughtout the whole 'song' with little variation.

"Back once again for the Renegade Master, Default Damager, Power to the people / back once again for the renegade master, Default Damager, with the ill-behaviour..."

by Raze Agenda December 9, 2009

The Dangerzone

10 minutes before the end of your shift at work. What happens in those last 10 minutes is the difference between finnishing work on time, or staying another half-an-hour.

X: "Here comes the boss..."

Y: "Well I'm not starting anything for him now, i'm in The Dangerzone..."

by Raze Agenda December 9, 2009