Definitions by Ray tard

Joe’s Army

An enzyme treatment consisting of genies that lazy people throw in septic tanks when they don’t wanna clean the grease off the floats

Hey Ray, just throw a little bit of Joe’s army in the tank. It’ll fix the problem. Fuck the customer.

Joe’s Army by Ray tard April 2, 2026

Pop a creamy

To magically shit yourself and Jizz at the same time, but instead of Jizz coming out, it’s boiled juice

When Greg was fingering his asshole on the toilet, it stimulated his prostate, causing him t to pop a creamy Greg yelled for his mother Mom there’s stuff all over the wall. I need you to come clean it up. I popped a creamy everywhere.

Pop a creamy by Ray tard April 2, 2026