Definitions by Raven - Fairbanks AK.

booger jerky 

A dried booger found stuck to the underside of the table or the arm of a chair in a public seating area or any other obscure area where a booger would be covertly wiped.

Hey Kenny... check out that booger jerky on the edge of Jeff's desk! It's as big as a craisin dude!

booger jerky by Raven - Fairbanks AK. March 4, 2010