Definitions by Raspus P. Wallingford

moogloogle

A mucous-like buildup that occurs when a cow has been mooing for an extensive amount of time. Orig. South-African (mooloogie-woogie-googie)

The heffer's moogloogle was thicker than the crust on her utter.

moogloogle by Raspus P. Wallingford July 6, 2007

vulvaticum 

A watery fomation similar to a whirlpool but with two equally large round rises of water on either side of the eye.

The ship could not free itself from beaing pulled deep between rising walls of the vulvaticum.

vulvaticum by Raspus P. Wallingford July 28, 2006