Randy Tinklemuffin's definitions
1. A small particle of shrapnel that lands on the underside of the toilet seat after a diarrhea blast. It’s only discovered by those who lift the seat to pee standing up.
2. A way of referring to someone that you dislike.
2. A way of referring to someone that you dislike.
Pam said she was in the bathroom for a while because she had to do her makeup. The shit freckles on the bottom of the toilet seat tell me otherwise. I don’t know if I should confront her about this lie. I need to consult father O’Toole down at the boys club.
by Randy Tinklemuffin December 11, 2021
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