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mustard vein 

one of those big fucking veins on the topside of one's penis.
"omg jessica, i went to oswald's place, and he had this big mustard vein on the top of his dick!"

"that's so cool! i have one too, but it splits into a fork :("
mustard vein by Random Shit. February 16, 2022