jelly doughnut

the act of ejaculating onto the face of a woman after oral sex and then proceeding to punch her nose for the desired result of cum and blood on her face, and she finds it erotic. (note: the term "jelly doughnut" is derived from the combination of cum and blood resembling a freshly bitten jelly doughnut.)

Things really started to heat up when she told me to give her a jelly doughnut.

by random guy February 19, 2003

swallow your crabs

no meaning... it just sounds really gross and awesome

hey.. alyssa called.. she wants to swallow your crabs

by random guy June 07, 2004