I was watching this porno and this bitch was so stretched every time she rammed that thing in it made the most disgusting farting sound, like Belgian karaoke.
by Random Anonymous Blackmail December 21, 2011
Guy1: I think I busted my toe.
Guy2: How did you do that?
Guy1: I was trying to kick the slush flap off my car and it was frozen solid.
Guy2: How did you do that?
Guy1: I was trying to kick the slush flap off my car and it was frozen solid.
by Random Anonymous Blackmail February 14, 2012