2 definition by Randolph Scott

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1. a. That tentative, short-stepped walk from the urinal to the stall. b. A not-so-optimistic sliding of one's feet along the shortest imaginary line between a urinal and a stall so as to confirm or deny the presence of shart residue.

Pronunciation: \shärt shuffle\
Function: noun
Etymology: In Urban Detroit in the early 21st century, an unfortunate incident occurred in the non-executive restroom. The incident remained nameless for decency's sake until the victim of the aforementioned Shart ended up stuck in traffic that evening. Date: Late 2007
1. If I thought my day had been rough so far, I was in for a surprise as I shook my head and did the shart shuffle. Again.
2. There I was, five minutes before the big interview, doing the shart shuffle. Awesome.
by Randolph Scott November 06, 2007

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A circular "loop" that occurs when trying to navigate a service-oriented website in which the user diligently and patiently follows instructions but ends up running in circles without achieving the desired goal.
"I actually tried to navigate the site to pay the $2.99 in case XM radio online is no longer free, but I'm afraid I'm caught in a hyperloop."
by Randolph Scott July 27, 2009

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