TDS

When a person calls a political candidate “daddy”, begins worshipping them, offers to slurp on their old orange balls, thereby becoming deranged. As they exhibit these strange psychosexual signs and symptoms, they are diagnosed with derangement syndrome.

John: Remember when he promised to lower the price of eggs? He’s not delivering.
Cliff: It’s not daddy’s fault!!!

John: Whoa buddy, easy. Do you got TDS? Are you okay?