Definitions by Randall L.

dick gobbler 

(n) One who gobbles dick. See Also goober gobbler.

I heard that broad was a dick gobbler.

dick gobbler by Randall L. September 22, 2007

dick crickets 

Commonly known as crabs. Some other sever cases are known as saber tooth dick cricket.

"man that girl gave me the dick crickets."

dick crickets by Randall L. September 21, 2007