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Kels

My best friend and total baddie and a schmuck. Had a threesome. And her body count is in the triple digits. Died her white hair to a black color. Is from Malta and Poland. Never lets you down. Might raise your kids if you decide she can get her shit together. Possibly transferred and lived in her car Gracie for a short while after having a mental breakdown over her ex. Overall 11/10 girl.

Kels is the greatest of all time.

by Ramen Lord April 30, 2020