billy blanks

A man whose created many work out videos including: Taebo, Boot Camp, and The Billy Blanks Workout Guide for Men Who Have an Extremely Small Penis. He thinks he's really cool cause he used to have a block cut. He is challenged often by fitness celebrity John Basedow who combats Billy by rubbing his abs. In all Billy Blanks is a big faggot and his love for fitness is only exceeded by his love for another man's cock in his ass.
"I'm a really big faggot" - Billy Blanks
by Ralph Wiggum March 16, 2005
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tinkleman

that guy is a tinkleman.
by ralph wiggum April 24, 2003
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