Rally Cry's definitions

pinch machine

A sexual act involving of the male inserting his testicles into an anus and letting it close on his testicles.

Guy "Dude how was last night?"

Dude"Not good my girl/boyfriend forced me to use the pinch machine."

Guy "Ouch."

by Rally Cry November 4, 2010

Schlop Lop

Saggy Man Balls.

I took off his pants, and there were two giant schlop lops!

by Rally Cry January 4, 2011