Definitions by RadLaser

kersh

1. to fail completely and spectacularly when the odds are stacked immeasurably in your favor. It should cause you tremendous personal embarrassment and make everyone hate you.

He had a 4-run lead in the 7th, but he kershed it when he gave up 5 runs and left a runner on base.

kersh by RadLaser October 15, 2014

kersh

2. to jizz in someone’s face in a cartoonish manner. This is unique from a money shot due to the sheer volume of jizz involved, the high amount of humiliation caused by the act, and/or the act’s general hilariousness

Slutty Girl: “That guy is so cute.”
Slutty Girl’s Friend: “Would you let him kersh?”

kersh by RadLaser October 15, 2014