2 definitions by Rach Rocka

When a group text provokes anxiety and becomes difficult to remove oneself from and/or a new text is sent every second or less.
Help me I can't escape the vortext!
by Rach Rocka June 17, 2015
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1. a stoned purchase.
2. a purchase made while under the influence of marijuana.
Dude, that $8000 Persian rug I bought in China was such a sturchase!
by Rach Rocka July 18, 2012
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