RI Kid's definitions
A small town in new jersey in the tri-state area, reserved for hillbillies, truckers and what not, enroute on 84.  A decent park with a pretty sweet view at the top, a sweet ice cream shop by the river.  And a Shop Rite where all the crazies come and shop
Non-Jersey Kid: So where you from?
Port Jervis Kid: Port Jervis, New Jersey
Non-Jersey Kid: Oh, where the fuck is that?
Port Jervis Kid: Port Jervis, New Jersey
Non-Jersey Kid: Oh, where the fuck is that?
by RI Kid April 24, 2006
 Get the port jervismug.
Get the port jervismug.