R.U. Sirius's definitions

Tequila cum shot

To jerk off and then shoot your cum in a shot glass and fill the remainder space with tequila and then have a woman drink it. Most women claim to be disgusted by this practice. But it is my sincere belief that most women are closet tequila cum shot drinkers. After a few beers or cocktails, most prove to be avid and thirsty tequila cum shot drinkers. Try it out.

I had a lot of fun at your mom's house the other night. She got so drunk, I was able to get her to do a tequila cum shot. I love your mom!

by R.U. Sirius August 27, 2008

Fluff Girl

A dental assistant. A female that prepares you for the dentist in order to say "ahhhh" and to have an oral exam.

"The fluff girl at the dentist office was very sexy. She reminded me of a fluff girl that I saw in a gang bang video."

by R.U. Sirius September 25, 2008

sausage line-up

A line or group of men, usually in surplus to the ratio of women. This is particularly prevalent at bars and clubs. The fact that most men insist on patronizing these establishments to "get some pussy" is a mystery.

Rob: "Lets go to that new bar on Main."
Ed: "I heard that place is a fucking sausage line-up."
Rob: "No man, you know we'll get laid."

"After having been for many years in a committed relationship, Jay went to a club known for its wide abundance of women. Jay found out with much dismay that this place was nothing more than a wall-to-wall sausage line-up. Jay then did what any other male would do in such circumstances; he went home and watched pornography on his computer."

by R.U. Sirius September 26, 2008