Definitions by R.U. Sirius
Cock locker
1)A room full of men.
2)A gay club or bar.
3)A straight club where the men greatly outnumber the women, as it is with most clubs and you end up standing at the bar with a bunch of men in a sausage line-up, holding a beer while watching the very few women in the club dancing with each other instead of dancing with you, so you end up going home to your Xbox and ordering a pizza.
2)A gay club or bar.
3)A straight club where the men greatly outnumber the women, as it is with most clubs and you end up standing at the bar with a bunch of men in a sausage line-up, holding a beer while watching the very few women in the club dancing with each other instead of dancing with you, so you end up going home to your Xbox and ordering a pizza.
Lets get the fuck out of this bar, it's a fucking cock locker!
I went to that spiritual seminar last week to see if I could score some pussy, but it turned out to be a a huge cock locker.
Fuck this chat site, it's a goddamned cock locker!
I went to that spiritual seminar last week to see if I could score some pussy, but it turned out to be a a huge cock locker.
Fuck this chat site, it's a goddamned cock locker!
Cock locker by R.U. Sirius August 27, 2008
Access to the monster
To cut the ends/tips of your pockets in your pants in order to have access to your cock. This affords you some access to your cock while in public, should you wish to masturbate. One needs only to put his hand(s) in his pocket(s) and reach in through the holes and jerk off or simply fondle oneself. This method is especially useful when one sees a sexy woman in public and does not wish to take a mental picture, right then and there, to masturbate to later. Instead, one can jerk off in this manner, right then and there, while looking at the woman in public.
Man, I saw that lady with the big tits at the store that you told me about. I was glad that I had access to the monster. My legs were all sticky after.
Access to the monster by R.U. Sirius August 27, 2008
Tequila cum shot
To jerk off and then shoot your cum in a shot glass and fill the remainder space with tequila and then have a woman drink it. Most women claim to be disgusted by this practice. But it is my sincere belief that most women are closet tequila cum shot drinkers. After a few beers or cocktails, most prove to be avid and thirsty tequila cum shot drinkers. Try it out.
I had a lot of fun at your mom's house the other night. She got so drunk, I was able to get her to do a tequila cum shot. I love your mom!
Tequila cum shot by R.U. Sirius August 27, 2008