Definitions by R.J. Portland

billie joe armstrong 

The lead singer for the band Green Day. Thought wildly attractive mostly by fat unpopular teenage girls who believe shopping at Hot Topic is a rebellious act. Crap musicmaker who's only cutting-edge or shocking in the MTV universe. He's also about 20 years older than his target audience, making him eerily close to that 40 year-old guy who hangs out at the high school hitting on freshman chicks.

OMG I love that Green Day song they play all the time at Hot Topic--Billie Joe Armstrong is such a hottie. I want another Cinnabon.

billie joe armstrong by R.J. Portland September 27, 2006