S.U.V.

Large, useless piece of shit, usually driven by cellphone yapping, middle aged businessmen, whos idea of "offroad" is the paved driveway.
Most S.U.V.s have little to no offroad ability and have a useless pseudo-4WD transmission combined with an automatic gearbox mated to a gutless yet uneconomical powerplant, which suits the high earning owners lifestyle perfectly.
Notoriously dangerous at high speed, and even at low speed whilst cornering. A 'sports kit' does little to make it 'sporty' or increase overall performance.

The SUV is of similar status to the MPV, but is more usless than the MPV
"My Subaru has gone places my boss can't take his S.U.V."
by R Martin January 04, 2006
Get the S.U.V. mug.