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Definitions by Quinceañera Jones

Bro to Ho question 

When a Bro, asks a Ho, a serious Bro question, seeking a Ho's point of view on the matter.
Hey Sarah, I need to axe you a Bro to Ho question, what should I do about my roommate bringing infinite bitches over to the apartment EVERY DAMN NIGHT?

Bitch Proof 

To take the necessary precautions to completely secure any object, person, or area, from your main bitch's prying eyes, nosy intrusive nature, and any other related bitchery of the sort. This could be anything, from clearing all that damn porn from your browser history, to getting rid of all the bitch brew cans accumulated in your room from last night and hiding that navy blue tank top on the ground, which CLEARLY isn't your girlfriends, before she gets home and starts asking you 1000 fucking questions and you want blow your god damn brains out.
Oh SHIT, I completely forgot to bitch proof my phone from Sara, I really hope she doesn't go through my texts today.. :S
Bitch Proof by Quinceañera Jones November 15, 2014