Queen Cheryl is a crusty old hag on TikTok who is 61 years old and is trying to have a baby with a 24 year old man named Quran McCain. She says to be 61 but in reality she has probably been around since Harriet Tubman. She thinks that she is fertile despite being a living dust bag. She also considers surrogacy even though no woman in the right mind would give a child to her.
Queen Cheryl: I'm gonna have a baby with my hubby.
Someone who is not mentally insane: Woman stfu you are so infertile that you make the Sahara Desert look like the Amazon Rainforest go date somebody who is not 37 years younger than you, you creepy old hag.
Someone who is not mentally insane: Woman stfu you are so infertile that you make the Sahara Desert look like the Amazon Rainforest go date somebody who is not 37 years younger than you, you creepy old hag.
by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 25, 2022
Vystopia is the anguish of being vegan in a non-vegan world. Most vegans suffer from vystopia.
If you suffer from vystopia, here are some recommendations on what you can do to feel better:
- Eat a nice BBQ with friends
- Go to McDonalds
- Stop watching ThatVeganTeacher
- Stop being vegan
If somebody you know suffers from vystopia, here is what you can do to be an ally:
- Avoid all contact with them unless they eat meat again like a sane human
- Tell them that vystopia does not exist
- Give them a nice juicy Big Mac
- Invite them to a BBQ
If you suffer from vystopia, here are some recommendations on what you can do to feel better:
- Eat a nice BBQ with friends
- Go to McDonalds
- Stop watching ThatVeganTeacher
- Stop being vegan
If somebody you know suffers from vystopia, here is what you can do to be an ally:
- Avoid all contact with them unless they eat meat again like a sane human
- Tell them that vystopia does not exist
- Give them a nice juicy Big Mac
- Invite them to a BBQ
Vegan Brother: Hey sis, I'm suffering from vystopia. Can you please be vegan with me, it anguishes me to know that my family is not vegan.
Carnist Sister who has a normal brain: STFU and go eat meat like a normal person. You're the reason why I'm pro-choice.
Carnist Sister who has a normal brain: STFU and go eat meat like a normal person. You're the reason why I'm pro-choice.
by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 26, 2022