LeShawna

LeShawna is a badass bitch from Total Drama! She makes a ton of friends, has a booty as luscious as an apple, and is large and in charge.

Her natural enemy is Heather.
Interviewer: Lindsay, what do you think about LeShawna.

Lindsay: OMG, LeShawna is like such a queen! I honestly love her so much!

LeShawna: DAMN RIGHT, AND LET NOBODY TELL YOURSELF OTHERWISE, DEAR!

Heather: Oh please! I know nerds that are more queenlike than you, you ghetto glamour too tight pants wearing rapstar wannabe!

LeShawna: Lindsay, hold mah rings girl! Ima bouta beat Heather's ass!
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Joe Biden

Joe Biden is the 46th president of the United States. He is senile and is known to have an inability to make complete sentences. Joe is also known to be a pedophile and a creep, seeing the ways he touches women of all ages.
Hillary Clinton: My lord, Joe Biden is so weird. He put his arms around my waste the other day.

(Below is an accurate depiction of Joe Biden's reaction when he sees a 5 year old girl.)
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