Definitions by Queen Breezy
Simple Lesbian
A often shy and submissive lesbian with low self confidence. Simple lesbians can’t talk to girls themselves, so they just complain about wanting a girlfriend. A simple lesbians often miss signs a girl is flirty with them, since their confidence is so low they feel they could never be loved.
Girl 1: G-god i just, really want a gf...
Girl 2: Oh shush you simple lesbian, just try talking to your crush
Girl 1: No! she’s going to hate me and reject me and never want to talk to me
Girl 2: Oh shush you simple lesbian, just try talking to your crush
Girl 1: No! she’s going to hate me and reject me and never want to talk to me
Simple Lesbian by Queen Breezy March 12, 2020
Complex Lesbian
A lesbian who searches for a deep and loving complex relationship. A Complex Lesbian will be around their crush a lot, but also study them from afar to see more of what they’re like. They take notes on personality, and try to find a girl that fits with them perfectly. Complex Lesbians are usually confident, and flirty. Once in a relationship they’re very tender and loving, and will do anything to make their partner happy. They don’t need a lot, all they need is to see their girlfriend smile.
Girl 1: when i had a crush on you, i would also take notes on what you like
Girl 2: i was clueless then, had no idea you were such a complex lesbian
Girl 1: *giggles* surprise
Girl 2: i was clueless then, had no idea you were such a complex lesbian
Girl 1: *giggles* surprise
Complex Lesbian by Queen Breezy March 11, 2020
Cryptophilia
Person 1: WHY IS MOTHMAN SUCH A HUNK
Person 2: What? do you have cryptophilia or something?
Person 1: I DONT KNOW HE JUST MAKES ME HORNY
Person 2: What? do you have cryptophilia or something?
Person 1: I DONT KNOW HE JUST MAKES ME HORNY
Cryptophilia by Queen Breezy March 11, 2020
Breezy’s Principle of Objects
A idiom thought up by a great philosopher which states, “Any object that of any size, shape, or threat level, has most likely been used by person, or people, to fuck, and feel pleasure from.”
Person 1: *staring at cheese grater*
Person 2: What’s up? why are you staring at that so intensely
Person 1: Imagine if like, someone tried to fuck this?
Person 2: Well, given Breezy’s Principle of Objects, it probably has been fucked before
Person 1: you’re right... that’s a brave soul
Person 2: What’s up? why are you staring at that so intensely
Person 1: Imagine if like, someone tried to fuck this?
Person 2: Well, given Breezy’s Principle of Objects, it probably has been fucked before
Person 1: you’re right... that’s a brave soul
Breezy’s Principle of Objects by Queen Breezy February 10, 2020
Fabloo
Wonky, jumbled. A word made up by Tally Hall to describe their albums which don’t stick to one genre, instead mixing multiple. Weird and irregular.
Rob: “We used to call ourselves a wonky rock band, but then I think people started to characterize exactly what wonkiness was and we didn’t want that to happen.”
Zubin: “We made up another word, Fabloo.”
Rob: “we’re a fabloo rock band now.”
Zubin: “We made up another word, Fabloo.”
Rob: “we’re a fabloo rock band now.”
Fabloo by Queen Breezy January 14, 2019