19 definitions by Queen Breezy

When this word is shouted, everyone walking, jogging, or running has to turn
around quickly and go the opposite direction they were originally going
Person 1: *running*
Person 2: “HIPSWITCH
Person 1: *turns around and runs in the opposite direction*
by Queen Breezy February 20, 2018
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To relax, chill, and smoke marijuana all day
I am so bored. I think I will pull a delfonte today. Delfonte
by Queen Breezy March 30, 2016
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A often shy and submissive lesbian with low self confidence. Simple lesbians can’t talk to girls themselves, so they just complain about wanting a girlfriend. A simple lesbians often miss signs a girl is flirty with them, since their confidence is so low they feel they could never be loved.
Girl 1: G-god i just, really want a gf...
Girl 2: Oh shush you simple lesbian, just try talking to your crush
Girl 1: No! she’s going to hate me and reject me and never want to talk to me
by Queen Breezy March 12, 2020
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A strong sexual desire towards cryptids, and other mysterious and dangerous creatures alike.
Person 1: WHY IS MOTHMAN SUCH A HUNK
Person 2: What? do you have cryptophilia or something?

Person 1: I DONT KNOW HE JUST MAKES ME HORNY
by Queen Breezy March 12, 2020
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Standing for, “The Dick Taking Scale.” The DT is an assumption measurement of how many dicks a person or character could take, and would take at once in that order. For example, “4:2” with 4 being how many dicks they could take, and 2 being how many they would.
person 1: “Say, where would you place Sebastian from Stardew Valley on The DT Scale?”

person 2: “Eh, probably 5:3?”
by Queen Breezy January 7, 2021
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A person who feels like they will never find love, and questions why anyone would want them to begin with. Despite this, they still yearn to fall in love anyway.
Person 1: What’s up with Person 3 lately

Person 2: You know, same old same old.
Person 1: Surrendered Romantic
Person 2: mhm.
by Queen Breezy September 18, 2021
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Person 1: This egg looks weird

Person 2: I longifyed it
by Queen Breezy March 9, 2019
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