Quaid farmer's definitions

beef balloon

the result of someone who farts and(or) shards in an inflated baloon and "lets it loose" in the face of the one they love

dude1-did you just give me a beef balloon?
dude2-yeah,so.
dude1-you fag!

by Quaid Farmer January 15, 2009

beef butt

an anal cavity currently occupied by a penis.
slang term for anal sex

i gave my girlfriend the beef butt last night

by Quaid farmer January 16, 2009