Definitions by Q. T. McWhiskers

slap the raccoon 

Something one does when bored that IS NOT masturbation.

"How would you make a raccoon mad?"

"Slap it."

"Why would you slap the raccoon?"

"Boredom."

slap the raccoon by Q. T. McWhiskers March 30, 2007

douchington 

Someone who steals all your billions and is generally a douche.

"What's up douchington?"

"No, there's no Douchington here."

douchington by Q. T. McWhiskers March 30, 2007