slap the raccoon

Something one does when bored that IS NOT masturbation.
"How would you make a raccoon mad?"

"Slap it."

"Why would you slap the raccoon?"

"Boredom."
by Q. T. McWhiskers March 30, 2007
mugGet the slap the raccoonmug.

douchington

Someone who steals all your billions and is generally a douche.
"What's up douchington?"

"No, there's no Douchington here."
by Q. T. McWhiskers March 30, 2007
mugGet the douchingtonmug.

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