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flashy salmon 

A sexual act in which the male buys a fresh salmon from a local market and extracts the Omega 3 oil from the fish using various dental tools. He then uses an eyedropper to insert the oil down his urethra so when his partner catches his meat, he/she will be enriched with refined nutrients.

Hey Jessica, are you on a diet? Swallow this flashy salmon and you'll be gettin nutrients and shit!

flashy salmon by Pussy M0nster August 30, 2015